"they did it on mythbusters"
-someone who’s about to win an argument (via literatechick)

(via lasagnanipples)


  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?

doritoslocostacosupreme:

when you ask your mom for money and she says she doesn’t have none

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(via legalmexican)

124:

music is such a fuckin… wide, ever expanding thing and if you’re limiting yourself to one genre, especially one represented by old/dead white dudes, then I honestly do feel bad for you

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

consulting-cannibal:

so the thing that surprised me most in the itunes promo was the “sammy let me go” note

like he’s a demon now so i expected him to leave something way more immature than that—i thought it’d be something like

and sam being like “……………..he’s fucking alive”

(via mooseleys)

urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

(via hummingbird-hooligan)

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

(via officialwhitegirls)